I would join this swap but I am too busy...

I would join this swap but I am too busy drinking my second cup of coffee at 10:30 am.

i would join this swap, but i'm too busy looking for my turtle who snuck out on me

I would join this swap, but i'm too busy being terrified over that horrendous looking turtle that snuck up on draco.

I would join this swap but I am too busy playing my piano.

I would join this sway but I am too busy petting my cat

I would join this swap but I'm too busy being a pillow for my cat Sugar who is asleep on my lap. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Zzzzz!

I would join this swap but I am too busy for a long day at school.

I would join this swap but I am too busy reading all the fun comments, I was hoping the mammary gland enhanced smoking turtle was going to make a cameo.

I would join this swap, but I am too busy laughing at "mammary gland enhanced, smoking turtle"!!

I would join this swap but the hooker turtle has made an appearance....again.....and I'm sure the sparkly unicorns will be right behind her.

WHERE are the UNICORNS? Who is are unicorn poster? We need to contact them and get them to join us.

BTW< I dont think the turtles is a hooker, she gives it away for free that just makes her promiscuous.

I would join this swap but I am too busy watching mukbangs on youtube and trying to save my money coz I ain't getting paid and stamps are too expensive:)

I would join the swap, but I am too busy front porch sitting and watching the garden grow.

I would join this swap, but I am too busy watching paint dry.

I would join the swap but im too busy crocheting the day away

i'd join this swam, but i was too busy looking for rainbow farting unicorns

also, i'd join but i'm too busy trying to get a marco polo game started...

marco

This is funny!

I would join this swap, but I am too busy looking my plants grow. (I started to plant some veggies in my house! I hope they will grow well)

i'd join this swap, but i'm too busy looking for full rolls of this...

I would join this swap but I am too busy amusing myself playing with my cat:-)

POLO!

Marco

I would join this swap but I am too busy staying in bed.

I would join this swap but I'm way too busy listing the activities and chores I could do during this Easter Monday

I would join this swap but I am way too busy doing nothing!

Yes, It seems many of us are very busy doing nothing.

I would join this swap if I wasnt waiting for the mail carrier to arrive today. stalking the mailbox.

POLO!

i would join this swap, but i'm too busy being annoyed with everyone

I would join this swap, but i'm too busy being chased by this dinosaur that appeared out of nowhere...

I would join this swap but I'm too busy doing all these other swaps.

I would join this swap but I am too busy trying to navigate second grade “learning from home” school.

i would join this swap, but i'm too busy celebrating my dog's winning 1st place in the most beautiful dog contest...

I would join this swap but I am so busy posting NEW swaps. As IF I need more to distract me.

I would join this swap but I am too busy cooking instant ramen again and again!

I would join this swap but I am too busy walking to the kitchen getting snacks all day.

I would join this swap but... can a virus be transmitted via electron flow?

I would join but I'm too busy laughing at everyone's comments! You all are so awesome!!

MARCO!

I would join the swap but I’m too busy taking my second nap of the day. 😴😴😴

I would join this swap but my insurance adjuster is here and Nevi is going CRAZY (she's a Dog).

POLO

I would join this swap but I'm too busy trying to think of something funny to say 😆

Who knew the Vegas slot turtle would steal the show right away 🐢

So that means I'm too busy wondering how many turtles it takes to smoke a pack of Virginia Slims, drink an undetermined number of Mimosas, give Barb Markowitz the dirt on Dorothy Menkin, and hit the jackpot...

i would join this swap, but i'm too busy finding someone to moon...

I'm too busy wondering if the moon really is a space station...

I would join this swap but I’m too busy deciding if I should bake and eat it all or just eat all the snacks we bought. I’m going to gain so much weight! No TP, hand sanitizers, masks or wipes but the snack manufacturers are keeping up just fine. Sigh.

I am too busy to join this swap because I am spending way too much time on my computer, rating others and responding to my ratings. I am too busy!

I would join this swap, but I am too busy waiting for my house to clean itself.

I'm too busy to join this swap because I'm listening to my newly home-bound husband listen incessantly to the news as if there's actually new news every 10 minutes or so. Do you think I could distract him with a box of crayons and a coloring book?

I would join this swap but I'm too busy skipping my online classes

I would join this swap but I'm too busy fantasizing about my post-apocalypse pedicure. Also trying to remove my cats from the swaps I'm attempting to do. You know they have to distract you from whatever is keeping your attention from them.

I would join this swap but I'm too busy washing my hair and writing dear john letters

I would join this swap but I am too busy...trying to figure out how you add a photo to your post!?!

MARCO!

I would join this swap, but I'm too busy rearranging my happy planner for the millionth time

I would join this swap, but I am too busy getting ready to go to bed. POLO!!!

MARCO 🗣️

"medial advice" Medial - situated in the middle So this is like advice that your belly button gives you? I can only imagine...

I would join this swap but I'm too busy lying on the couch. https://miro.medium.com/max/972/0*qks5Xpz3REBMUIL4

@miss Brenda, when you house is done cleaning itself, do you think it could over and clean mine, and then pull weeds?

POLO!
BTW, I would join this swap but I am too busy "thinking" about getting in my Pool! Its getting hot here.

I would join this swap but I'm too busy lying on the couch. alt="")

I would join this swap but I'm too busy lying on the couch

I would join this swap but I'm too busy lying on the couch

I would join this swap but I am too busy trying to play Marco Polo!

I would join this swap but I'm too busy to do anything! MARCO!

I would join this swap but I am too busy...staying up until 4 AM every night surfing the internet.

POLO!

I would join this swap but I am too busy trying to fall asleep after staying up looking at memes.

i would join this swap, but i'm too busy making facemasks...

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I would join this swap, but I am still waiting for my house to be cleaned.......

@AZmom875 yes, as soon as it gets done here....... although the weeding thing will have to be negotiated.....

MARCO!

I would join this Swap but I am too busy eating Cheetos. (orange fingers!)

I would join this Swap but I am too busy reading all the comments!

I would join this Swap but I am too busy spending my money on online ordering

I would join this Swap but I am too busy playing MARCO!!

I would join this swap, but thinking about the bacon face masks....

Awww Miss Brenda beat me to it.... So

POLO!!!

I would join this Swap but I am too busy being a 2nd grade teacher to my GrandGirl

I would join this swap, but I am too busy waiting for deliveries of stuff I "need".

MARCO!!

I would join this swap, but my cat wool not get off my lap

I would join this swap but, I am waiting for the dust bunnies to leave.

I would join this swap, but I am eating all the food my brother made for me

I would like an order of Hashbrown hairnets, and Eggs over easy eye goggles to go with my bacon face mask. Thank you, and could you refill my coffee? I also need more cream.

POLO!

I would join this swap but I'm too busy washing my hair and writing dear john letters

I would join this swap but I am too busy...Drinking tea, which to be fair would be my answer whether I was in lockdown or not

haha @Eel9585 Tea is a daily requirement I see.

I would join this swap, but I'm too busy trying to figure out what POLO and MARCO mean.

I would join this swap but I'm too busy pinning Baby Yoda pics. Chrome won't let me add a photo 😒

I would join this swap but I am too busy...mowing my lawn (eek, the grass/weeds are knee high right now!).

I would join this swap but I am too busy...trying to figure out if I should be saying MARCO or POLO right now after @user6937 's comment!

I'd join this swap, but I'm too busy relaxing after a rough day at work.

Omg... I would join this swap but I'm too busy trying to figure out how I'm going to break down this jumbled hilarious insanity into reasonable remarks for each of you. You're all getting a "we are the funniest people on swap-bot" comment... Even you, MARCO!

I would join this swap but I am too busy buying up the world's supply of toilet paper just in case i run out.

I would join this swap but I am too busy sitting in the fridge eating everything and I cant get the internet in the fridge.

i would join this swap, but i'm to busy having a bad hail day...

POLO - I would join this swap but I'm too busy web surfing for guilty pleasures (decent ones only!)

I would join this swap but I'm too busy chasing @draco s turtle round the garden

I would join this swap but I'm busy looking for a colouring book and crayons for @vlhafer54s husband

I would join this swap but I'm busy trying to get these darn eyesbrows straight.........ill be here awhile....#MUAproblems #eyebrowsainttwinsbuttheydontlookrelated

I would join this swap but I'm too busy trying to figure out how to get my 7 children through their school lessons. They're like herding cats...

I would join this swap if I can regain some sanity crocheting.

I would join this swap but I am too busy...Taking my son to a Mayo Clinic appointment! YEAH!!! they are open again to do stuff towards his Kidney Transplant. YEAH!!!

I would join this swap but I'm on lock down.

I would join this swap but i can't decide which PJ's to wear during the day and which ones to wear to bed..???

Kirkdebb could you, would you, crochet me a roll of toilet paper? Any color is fine!

I would join this swap but I can't find the batteries to my hearing aids.

Draco, would you, could you, send me a dozen of those masks you are making? We are really in need. Don't worry I won't eat..I mean wear them all at once.

I would join this swap but I am too busy trying to decide if after this is all over if I should join weight watchers or AA or maybe both? Can anyone help me decide??????

I would join this swap but I am too busy staring at the wall.

I would join this swap if I could just find a bat house pattern that I like.

I would join this swap, but am too busy hiding the remote, so I don't have to watch anymore fishing shows.

@user6937 MARCO is the name of my Pollo 🐓 🤣

I would join this swap but I am too busy... BINGE watching Disney+ and Netflix with my husband and son!

@AZmom875 YAY!!! I am super excited to see your son can get what he needs at the Mayo Clinic too!!!

Thank you for hosting these funny swaps for us, all while taking great care of your loved ones! ❤️❤️❤️

I would join this swap but...................... I am too busy washing a load of PJ's so I can put them right back on...living in them these days!

I would join this swap but I am still waiting for my house to get cleaned...... what the heck??

POLO

MARCO I would join this swap but I'm too busy stuffing 8 envelopes to go out for another swap - destash, destash, destash

i would join this swap, but i'm too busy trying to come up with the funding to send out this swap

હું આ સ્વેપમાં જોડાઈશ પરંતુ હું ગૂગલ ટ્રાન્સલેટ સાથે રમવામાં ખૂબ જ વ્યસ્ત છું

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I would join this swap, but I'm too busy to rate 10 people.

I would join this swap but want Draco to host the next round.

I did my destash swap and yes, it sure did take some thinking, and stuffing.

I would join this swap but I'm too busy cooking beans, the latest gourmet celebrity food for quarantined fans.

I would join this swap, but my dog won't let me out of bed.

I would join this swap, but I can't figure out how to get out of bed! (Yeah, that's me in the blue nightgown!) I'm buried!!

Awe @prairieKitten you are adorable.

@AZmom875 My animals seem to think so, anyway! LOL!

I would join this swap but I'm too busy peeking out the front window watching neighbors walk by.

I would join this swap but I am running late for my next nap.

@me2az50 Is this the tp you want? It's reusable!!!

I would join this swap but I, too, am busy reading all the funny comments. Apparently I am behind the times, as this is first time I've seen the mammary gland enhanced smoking turtle!! Also busy watching my neighbors go in and out of their driveway to places unknown everyday, or sitting in their driveway... watching... golfcarts go by, rain fall?? Don't dare to ask, they may have picked up the virus in one of their jaunts. We watched every season and show of Downton Abbey at the beginning of this! Adore the Bacon Masks! Have to send that to my son :-)

POLO

Seriously though, I would join this swap but I am too busy with all the swaps I've signed up for, and trying to organize my craft stuff - YIKES. This is when a self cleaning house would be really nice ;*)

I would join this swap but i am too busy watching the sun shine.

MARCO

i would join, but i'm too bust intertaining my grandmother

POLO! dont forget to rate your partners. Be kind, be personable, even if that means more coffee first.

I would join this swap but I am too busy organizing my craft stash, which seems to taking up more and more space every day ...

I would join this swap but I am too busy drinking my coffee.

I would join this swap but it is CLOSED and partner assigned, If you haven't left a comment, the clock is ticking.

I am handing the Baton to @Draco so she can start another round of this at her discretion.

I DID join this swap... Now for the hard part.... Scrolling, scrolling, who the hell is.... 😆💖🐢

Id join this swap but I am too busy laughing at your comments!

I'd join this swap but I would miss 90 Day Fiance!! Baby Love Lisa!!

Kirkdebb --- Thank you so very much. That is the roll of toilet paper I want. Thanks again.

Id join this swap but I cant put glitter on it.

I'd join this swap but I am too busy mixing my first drink if this evening!

I'd join this swap but I am too busy ordering my next bottle of hemp oil for "glaucoma"

I’d join this swap but I. Am too busy washing my hands, practicing social distancing and trying to find toilet paper

Myancey, should I send you a roll or two?