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SatisHuman

SatisHuman
Date Joined: September 16, 2009
Last Online: April 13, 2024
Birthday: August 18
Country: United States
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Sati's Human?

I'm really, really interested in acquiring/trading foreign currency.

Sati is my cat. I am her human. She passed away in Jan 2020, but she is still my baby, hence my username. I also have four other kitties, Gravy Boat, Isis, Peta, and Elliot. Yes, I am a crazy cat lady and I love my animals more than absolutely anything else on this planet.

After cats, my other favorite animals are flamingos, seahorses, hedgehogs, frogs, penguins, turtles, llamas, geese, snakes...pretty much anything that isn't a spider is cool with me. I like animals more than most people, which is why I spend lots of time introvert-ing with my cats.

I love foreign things - languages, people, cars and alcohol. If you speak a foreign language and want to tickle my fancy just write something in it. I don't even care if you translate it for me, I just like the way it looks! I also collect foreign currency and spoons.

My favorite color is purple. I'm also fond of green, orange and silver.

I love Jon Bon Jovi.

I am an atheist, child-free by choice, pro-choice, vehemently liberal, pro-LGBTQ rights, a mental health advocate, an avid reader, into body modification, and a letterboxer. Some people may warn their children about people like me because I'm heavily tattooed and pierced. But I promise I'm harmless.

I am impossible to offend. The raunchier, the better. I love adult coloring books (by which I mean curse words, sexual innuendo, offensive themes). While I like to laugh at things that most people dislike, I don't condone hate speech or cruelty.

Collections

  • Alice in Wonderland is my passion. I am primarily interested in the Lewis Carroll version with the original illustrations by John Tenniel, but I also like the Disney and Tim Burton versions. The Cheshire Cat is my favorite character.
  • Harry Potter (Hufflepuff)
  • Coca-Cola
  • Jagermeister
  • Foreign currency
  • Canada
  • I letterbox as well. I am Sati's Human on Atlas Quest. I am also a member of Postcrossing.com.

Edibles

  • dark chocolate
  • caramel
  • chai tea latte
  • coffee
  • Toffifee/Toffifay (depending on which country you're in)
  • Maple Nut Goodies
  • anything from Trader Joe's
  • Yuengling
  • Magic Hat #9

Movies/TV/Music

Movies

Eurotrip, Dodgeball, The Usual Suspects, The Wedding Singer, Miss Congeniality, Dangerous Beauty, Shrek, The Princess Bride, The Crow, Office Space, most anything from the MCU

TV

nip/tuck, Dirty Jobs, Scrubs, Family Guy, Intervention, The Office (US version), Weeds, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black

Music

80s! Bon Jovi, Poison, Motley Crue, Skid Row, Guns N Roses, Duran Duran, Firehouse, Nelson, Cinderella, etc.

I love Fleetwood Mac.

And of course the music that characterized my angst-ridden teenage years - Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Korn, Tool

The last concert I attended was Bon Jovi (of course).

Since there aren't any strictly 80's or angst-ridden stations around here, I listen to classic rock during the day. My favorite morning show is 2GNC.

Books

I will read anything you put in front of me. I like fiction, erotica, autobiographies, murder mysteries and feminist literature. David Sedaris, Anne Rice and Jeanette Winterson are just a few of the authors I enjoy. I just finished "Spare" by Prince Harry (Can I still call him that?). I'm not obsessed with the royals but I was curious to see what he had to say. It was interesting, but not riveting.

Swap Interests

You can get a pretty good idea of my interests by taking a glance at the groups I'm a member of. I really like learning paper crafts (especially one page wonders), mail art, profile surprises, coloring collaborations, postcard exchanges, and making lists.

I appreciate when someone takes the time to personalize a swap or includes a special tuck in. I don't hold hearts hostage based on this, I recognize the hard work that goes into every swap.

Likes/Dislikes

Likes

  • chapstick
  • It's Happy Bunny
  • Flying Spaghetti Monster
  • Harry Potter (especially the Weasley twins and Hufflepuff)
  • Luxo Jr. (the Pixar lamp)
  • mermaids
  • She-ra Princess of Power
  • long, dangly earrings
  • silver jewelry
  • Duke Blue Devils basketball
  • Appalachian State University (my alma mater)
  • anything ostentatious

Postcards

I'm very easy to please. I'll take new, storebought, freebies, ads, homemade, and Zazzle cards. I have no preference if it is naked or in an envelope. I like all kinds of postcards; the weirder, the better. If you have a postcard you don't know what to do with or that you think no one will like, then send it to me. I like postcards from foreign countries (preferably in their language), tourist cards, unusual places, something you made yourself, a card you made yourself that represents one of my interests (for instance, the Appalachian State University logo, a bottle of Magic Hat #9, a TPS report, or a Canadian flag). And if you really want to make me scream like a little girl, I love to receive cards with:

  • flamingos

  • giraffes

  • pelicans

  • penguins

  • chinchillas

  • cats

  • emus

  • llamas

  • spoons

  • mermaids

  • Harry Potter

  • Alice in Wonderland

  • cupcakes

  • hedgehogs

Dislikes

  • having my name misspelled
  • people singing along with the radio
  • grape or cherry flavored candy
  • the color gold
  • bags of any type
  • gummy candy (bears, worms, etc.)
  • powder based things like Jell-O or Koolaid
  • overtly religious stuff
  • anything child related (Anne Geddes, Precious Moments, etc.)
  • anything that pertains to babies, having babies, weddings, “kiddish” items, teaching stickers

The Christmas Contradiction

I love Christmas but I am not religious. For me it is all about sensory indulgence. I love the lights, the smells, decorations, ornaments, cards, trees, presents, and carols. I love the commercial hype, not the proselytizing.

Swap Policy

I promise to send and rate on time. If you don't receive something, please let me know.

However, I am not a Swap-zi. I am not going to count the days between the deadline and the postmark, unless it is an egregious amount of time. We are all here to have fun and I understand that life happens. If there is an issue, just let me know. That being said, I mark my items as sent when I click send or put them in the post. If it is after the collection time or a holiday, the mail will be picked up the next day.

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Ratings

Stampalia rated for CPG-This or That Postcard #2-US on Apr 5, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the Denton postcard with your list. And thank you so much for your condolences. You're right, our babies are always with us.
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Comment: I love your handmade envelope and all the stickers you chose, nice and colorful. Thank you for the letter. We have a lot in common.
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Comment: Thank you so much for the very quiet cricket postcard ! Say Hi to Gravy Boat, Peta, Elliot & Isis from Lucky and I, pets are so precious ! I often think about my SB name having Lucky's name in it and what will happen when he'll be gone (hopefully in a very long time, but I'm sure I'll still be here anyway) but I guess it's a great homage :) Thanks for the song recommendation and have a beautiful day :)
mchesser12 rated for SMSUSA: Scattegories #13 on Apr 1, 2024
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Comment: Thanks for the note introducing yourself and for sharing your H answers. We matched on a few. And thanks for the blank notecard.
suepier rated for State you don't live in. #1 on Mar 29, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the nice Arizona postcard. I love Arizona. We use to go there every month.
CMBOND rated for USAPC: 3 Elements ATC #90 on Mar 28, 2024
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Comment: This ATC is awesome! Thank you!!
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Comment: Thank you!
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Comment: Hi Sherra, I received your mail today on Thursday the 28th of March! I usually provide the postmark details with my ratings, but your envelope is "fully clean" on the front in that your postage stamp isn't cancelled. *O* So there are no postmark details I can share. Anyway, thank you so much for sending the lovely mail. It's a delight to receive this from you, and thanks for being a part of my happy mail day today!! ^^ ~Kiyasu
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Comment: Thanks for sharing the Lena Horne quote. I got your second card. I can't roll my Rs either.
MeetSarah87 rated for Random Questions E-Mail Swap #2 on Mar 25, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for sharing Your answers. I had fun reading them.
ambhi2024 rated for Random Questions E-Mail Swap #2 on Mar 24, 2024
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Comment: The duct tape answer really got me gasping. 😂
Response: Tell me about it! I was in middle school so it was quite a shock. Fortunately he didn't approach us.
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Comment: Thank you for your list of 20 favorites. I had 8 cats long time ago, hence the ID. (I have only 2 now, plus a dog.) I like being introverted, too, but I need to connect with other humans in person once in a while, too.
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Comment: Thanks for your card! I like the lace you included and your cat address stamp is amazing
Response: Thanks! I got it from Etsy.
Ryder rated for Random Questions E-Mail Swap #2 on Mar 12, 2024
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Comment: Thank you
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Comment: Thank you for sharing your answers with me. I love your answer to the first question about not needing an excuse to drink, even though I don't drink. February 15th was the day after Valentine's Day. Most stores had 50% off sales on Valentine's Day items. I didn't even go shopping. Thank you so much for the Swiss Franc. That was very thoughtful of you.
Response: You are welcome. I love receiving foreign currency and I'm happy to share the love. You'll need it for your trip!
MarHelene rated for 3-2-1 Postcard Swap INTL on Mar 7, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the tulips card. Always great to swap with you.
Response: Always a pleasure!
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Comment: Thank you for the nice postcard and sharing your story with me.
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Comment: Thank you for the beautiful little envelope package you put together for me! I love it so much, thank you for the big effort of making this perfect for me. Your letter reminded me of me too in a way, it was really nice to read. Thank you!!
Response: You're welcome!
SoberMermaid3 rated for SONG THEME #31 on Mar 6, 2024
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Comment: Thank you for the cool flamingo card and also you did an amazing jobs on songs because I struggled and had to google to find some when I couldn’t think of anymore. I couldn’t believe I forgot about Red Red Wine 😅 I love the mental health sticker on the back ❤️
Response: ❤️
Cindymt rated for 3-2-1 Postcard Swap INTL on Mar 5, 2024
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Comment: Thank you very much for your kind words and the postcard!

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Comments

wolfeagle on Oct 23, 2023:

Thank you so much for the ephemera and blank ATC coins that you sent for the Send to the person above you tag. They will be great to use in some art.

LauraM540 on Oct 8, 2023:

Thanks fo the Alice themed envelope from the PF Tag!

MuggleMom on Sep 1, 2023:

So happy to see you in the Purple Craze group!

xx

MuggleMom

ladyaries7 on Oct 29, 2022:

Thanks so much for the note, postcards and stickers from the swap tag us tag! :)

lilmissthrifty on Oct 2, 2022:

Thank you Satis Human. I love all the notecards and will put them to good use. Happy mail day!!!

lunatenchi on Sep 16, 2022:

Sherra, thank you so so much for your letter and goodies! Alice in wonderland is great!! lolol <333

iowa05 on Sep 13, 2022:

Sherra!! 💕 Thank you so much for the sweet, chunky package of goodies for the 'Send to the Person Above You' trade. I loved everything - especially the holographic stickers and floral bookmark. 😉 You're a gem!

user6937 on Sep 9, 2022:

Sherra, I've received ANOTHER postcard (love Animal Box and TY SO MUCH for the quarters) and answer to my question about your fave food! I'm actually having a toasted tomato for lunch today (it's a Heritage Tomato I just bought at the Farmer's Market that just opened up ($3.09 for the tomato, but I'm going to save the seed and plant them next spring). Thanks again :)

user6937 on Aug 30, 2022:

Hi, Sherra! I've received the Postcard Question tag today; I love tomatoes, too (I have a LOT of little tomatoes growing in my garden that I get to eat whole) - my favourite is a toasted tomato sandwich, and my favourite dish is spaghetti. Thanks so much for putting it into an envelope.

Craynie on Aug 30, 2022:

Thank you for swapping with me! It was great to receive your package!

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