Hello and welcome to my profile!! My name is Evan. I live and work in Hollywood. I live with my husband and my Chihuahua, Luna. I am autistic hence the moniker I have given myself here. I am also legally blind. I have a condition called Retinitis Pigmentosa. It is a lot like looking through a paper towel tube with plastic wrap over the ends.

HOPE is my word of 2023

WISHES

🔑 Keys - Real ones only. I collect them, they bring me much joy. Modern or Skelton, I don't care I just love keys.

🎀Accessories with bows. I love bows!! Bows for my hair, bows for jewelry, bows bows bows everywhere.

🥇Gold Jewelry and Accessories. I just found out I am a soft autumn, and silver is not my color.

🩰Ballet/dance happy mail - I just started ballet for the first time in my life. I am in love.

👑 Tiaras and Crowns

☕️ Braille Starbucks cards all the ones by me don't have them :(

💳 Gift Cards - Starbucks, Amazon, Ulta, Target, Disney Store, Daiso

☃️ HOLIDAY earrings. All holidays - Valentines, St Patricks, Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years... I would especially love Disney, Marvel and Star Wars ones

🧸 Handmade anything from my profile

🎐 Tchotchkes with EVAN on them

☎️ Vintage anything from profile

👓 Anything with Edna Mode on it.

🛍 Anything from or inspired by my Amazon wishlists

💌 Forever Stamps, Extra Ounce Stamps, Global Stamps and Postcard Stamps

Postcards for my Husband Since our wedding I have mailed my husband a postcard almost every Friday. I tell him about what we did that week, how grateful I am for him, world events and more. I will always welcome postcards to send him. These are the topics I like to send…

• Boston - especially landmarks, Andover and Bruins
• Role Playing Games - Anything to do with them
• Food or Drinks - He loves coffee and hamburgers
• Vikings (people not team)
• Post cards with mythologies - all pantheons
• Romantic - quotes, pictures, etc.
• Disney - The Rescuers are our couple, but any couple will do too. His favorite character is Jiminy Cricket. He also likes Lilo and Stitch, Onward, Buzz Lightyear, Walt Disney himself, and the rides at the parks.

MY FAVORITES

❤️ Colors - Pale Pink, Black, Orange, White, and Tiffany Blue (in that order)

🧡 Animals - Foxes, Swans/signets, Monarchs, Thestrals, Chickadees, Teddy Bears, Anthropomorphic Mice. Also, any animal doing ballet.

💛 Fowers - Magnolias, Fireweed, Forget-me-nots, Snow Drops, Lily of the Valley, Orange and Pink Roses

💚 Drinks - Lemon Lime (the green one) Kool Aid, Green River Soda, Coffee and Champagne.

💙 Snacks/Food - Laffy Taffy, Grilled PB&J, yummallo Marshmalllow

💜 TV Shows - Doctor Who, Firefly, Miraculous Ladybug, Queens Gambit, Star Wars: Rebels, Bad Batch, Andor, The Mandalorian

🤍 Movies - Slumberland, Legally Blonde, Marie Antoinette, Star Wars: Solo, Penelope, Tomorrowland, Meet Joe Black, Mrs. Harris goes to Paris,

🖤 Characters - Edna Mode, Captain Marvel, Ahsoka Tano, Peter Pan, Snow White, Elle Woods, Flip (from Slymberland)

COLLECTIONS

• Hanayama Puzzles
• GANZ pocket charms 😍
• Lego mini fig accessories and pets- weapons, cups, phones, things they hold.
• Star Wars Valentine Funko Pop, and Marvel Gingerbread Funko Pops SPECIFICALLY. I have put some of the ones I am looking for on my Amazon wishlists, but if they are cheaper elsewhere get them cheaper (I don't need boxes)
• Magic 8 balls!! Especially the themed ones. Used is fine from eBay or your garage.
• Polyhedral D8 (eight sided dice) dice
• Keys - REAL keys - not stickers, embellishments or anything like that
• Perfume especially the little travel bottles 🩷
• Tiaras!
• Whiskey from all over the world. This is something my husband and I collect together

My husband created a TTRPG called Jump Rangers. You can check it out for free [HERE|(https://www.patreon.com/jumprangers)!

Hobbies

🩰 Ballet. I just started for the first time in my whole entire life. I love it so much. NYCB

♟ Chess. I play nearly everyday. It gives me much peace.

🛒 Curating Wishlists. I spend many (too many) hours a week curating things for my dozens of wishlists. It keeps me busy. They are ever changing.

💄 Make Up and Fashion. The first thing I learned to do on my own after going blind is my makeup. I have also started seeking clothes with more texture and movement, for my enjoyment.

🥖 Baking. I got a bread machine for my birthday and I am enjoying learning to how make different breads from all around the world.

🔮 Kitchen Witchen. Tea and sweets mainly. Also, Eastern Orthodoxy and Viking lores.

🇫🇷 Francophile. It is a new obsession. I am trying to learn French. I love the food and the culture.

💀 Shakespeare. I love Shakespeare, it is what got me into acting.

🎬 Movies. This has always been an obsession and now it is my job!

Please Do Not Send

I am not super picky, but these things are hard nos.

🚫Walnuts or kiwi I am allergic

🚫Washi - I do not use it, and usually just pass it on. Unless I specifically ask for it.

🚫Stickers - unless I ask for them specifically or join a sticker swap for them. I can not enjoy them anymore, and just pass them on to others.

🚫Anything musty or smoke smelling. It will end up straight in the garbage.

If you have any questions, please don’t be afraid to ask. I take no offense.