polyk

Firstly, I have a terrible sense of humor. It's dry, dirty, dark, and raunchy leaving you feeling riddled with terrible dad jokes. It's also entirely possible I'm incapable of writing basic and/or simple sentences. Ugh.

So.. in the spirit of the classic acronym K.I.S.S. , here's a bunch of random words that tickle my fancy..

cats/kittes/felines/gato/purrfectection offensive/profane/naughty/dirty/erotic/raunchy strange/unusual/scary/spooky/occult Great women of History . Hedy Lamarr.. swoon cult classics/film noir/classic slasher cartoons/90's television/anime/scifi

• Everything Cat's =^-^=
• Colors: Purple (deep & warm like fuschia), jewel tones, and deep neons (not the obnoxious kind)
• candy! : pressed sugar & cotton candys & dark chocolate (sea salt & chile) & different/unique
• Lisa Frank!! (Honestly surprised how rarely listed this is on here..)
• Studio Ghibli, Adventure Time, Soul Eater, Steven ⭐️ Universe, MLP,
• glitters
• iridescent & holographic
• stars & hearts
• robots & dinos & insects
• mushrooms & wildflowers
• psychedelic & folk & pop & gypsy & moroccan
• Anthropomorphic

• retro & vintage

• *I’ve been wanting to get on this teas kick everyone’s been on!

• Country Rustic (dirty reds/greens/browns, moose & pine, white+red gingham)
• ANISE yuck!
• infant/young child themes
• extreme princess girly girl themes (think Mean Girls/crowns & Leopard type girly, on the other hand I DO like kpop/pastel goth type girly though)
• Extremely perfumed item like incense (but I do love good smelly stuff like candles lol)

• Cat Themed Coffee Mugs =^_^=
• Bouncy Balls
• Vintage Cameras
• Small Trinket Toys
• Foreign Stamps (Used & New)
• Lick & Stick Stamps (New & Used)
• Denomination Stamps/Pre-Forever Stamps (Used & New)
• Guitar Picks
• Vintage PC’s (Michigan especially!)
• Poetry Books
• Science/Medical Ephemera (text, equipment, tools, studies, specimens, etc.)
• Rubber Duckies
• Foreign Coins
• Wheat Pennies
• Keys (unique shapes & skeleton)
• Antique Hand Tools
• Antique Sewing Notions
• Antique Thread & Spools
• Sewing Machines
• Feminist Art
• Women’s Rights/Empowerment Art
• Clocks
• Bundt Pans

“Things I could use more of/Things I’m running low on” seemed a little too lengthy as a title for this section, so “wishlist” will have to do 🙃

• PC’s: kitty =^_^=, tourist (country, landmark, etc.), science themed, pinup, famous works of art, museums, famous artists, women of history

• colored printer paper

If anyone has any established sticker bags or decos (especially larger and/or adult themed) I’m super interested!! I want to participate in some more or these swaps but don’t really want to start any new ones! Haha!

I got the most AMAZING pair of over-the-knee kitty socks and they’re too small!! ☹️ So I thought it time to make this section! 🙃

Specs: - (5’10” slender) - shirt: small/medium - dress: 4-6 - feets: 9

Preferences: - PC’s: I prefer them either blank OR naked (actually mailed) - I don’t know why, but for some reason it makes me sad when they’re written on but not mailed :l

what I pledged

• I only sign up for swaps I know I can commit to.
• I love my planet! I try to reuse as much packaging when possible :)
• I only click “sent” after my item is out.
• I try to take everything directly to the PO (I like to double check to make sure I apply the correct postage for anything more than a couple pieces of paper)
• My PO is rather busy, so sometimes it may take a day or two to get a postmark. Fri-Sun may take even longer.
• I always check pro’s and try my hardest to make every swap pro specific
• I like to to go the extra mile, and I’ll add little extras whenever possible
• I try to write a note when possible; especially about why I picked what I picked
• Keeping up with multiple swaps can get tricky. I keep strict track of my swaps; when I sign up, deadline date, dates I send, dates I receive, what I receive, what and when I rate
• I put a lot of time,effort, consideration, and money into my swaps. I assume others are the same way. I always rate, and I expect the same. Rating validates us as reliable and responsible swappers. It also lets each other know we’ve received our swaps.
• If I don’t receive a rating after 2 weeks past a deadline, i will message my partner to make sure they’ve received their swap.
• I try to communicate timely whenever the need arises

I am REALLY wanting to join some more advanced/experienced groups.

I don’t want anyone to think that I don’t like or love the swaps they send me, but when I spend 12 straight hours on an ATC, or 5 days on a deco, I like to receive something comparable, ya know?

A lot of these groups (the really BA ones especially!) are invite only ☹️

So that’s why I’m reaching out to all of you! Anyone I’ve done past swaps with or just happened to stumble across this that can help a swapper out, I’d be super grateful!

I’m also more that happy to put together some photos of my past work, or even do private swaps 😁

I’m particularly interested in groups geared more towards ATC’s (since those have been my recent go-to) but I enjoy all crafts.

Thanks everyone!