Bones

Don't ye be wolf-whistling, for I am a woman pirate, and I'll be making mincemeat out of ye.

Essentially, I'm a geek from way back; I spend way too much time on the computer, watching bad movies, or playing video games.

I am an excellent cook, and love to feed people.

I am dedicated to Loki, and so I delight in whatever merry mischief I can get into.

Don't ye be wolf-whistling, for I am a woman pirate, and I'll be making mincemeat out of ye.

Essentially, I'm a geek from way back; I spend way too much time on the computer, watching bad movies, or playing video games.

I am an excellent cook, and love to feed people.

I am dedicated to Loki, and so I delight in whatever merry mischief I can get into.

I listen to just about anything, though I have to say that country is low on my choice list; but if I get in the mood, I like older country, like Patsy Cline and the yodely stuff.

My favorite types of music hands down are 50's and 60's, 80's, doo-wop juke classics, rock and roll, and MoTown soul.

I listen to just about anything, though I have to say that country is low on my choice list; but if I get in the mood, I like older country, like Patsy Cline and the yodely stuff.

My favorite types of music hands down are 50's and 60's, 80's, doo-wop juke classics, rock and roll, and MoTown soul.

Grr...it's so hard to choose! I love satire, true crime, horror, sci-fi, history (the Civil war and the age of piracy are my favorite time periods); my favorite authors are (in no particular order)Stephen King, Chuck Palaniuk, Phillip K. Dick, John Bloom, Robert Rankin, Joe Bob Briggs, Dorothy Morrison, Arthur Conan Doyle, and R.F. Laird.

Grr...it's so hard to choose! I love satire, true crime, horror, sci-fi, history (the Civil war and the age of piracy are my favorite time periods); my favorite authors are (in no particular order)Stephen King, Chuck Palaniuk, Phillip K. Dick, John Bloom, Robert Rankin, Joe Bob Briggs, Dorothy Morrison, Arthur Conan Doyle, and R.F. Laird.

Anything scary, anything you can rate by the 3 B's: Blood, Breasts, and Beasts; old thrillers, comedy (high, low, and dark), kung fu, musicals, and animated features. My all-time favorite movie is the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and a close second is The Big Lebowski.

Anything scary, anything you can rate by the 3 B's: Blood, Breasts, and Beasts; old thrillers, comedy (high, low, and dark), kung fu, musicals, and animated features. My all-time favorite movie is the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and a close second is The Big Lebowski.

I love collage, quilting, cross-stitching, painting, and beading.

I don't draw very well, but I doodle like a champ, so any hand-drawn items will most likely be small.

I love collage, quilting, cross-stitching, painting, and beading.

I don't draw very well, but I doodle like a champ, so any hand-drawn items will most likely be small.

There's not many things I dislike, but for the sake of information, here we go:

Patchouli, pastels (the colors, not the art supply), wasabi, lace (unless it's on a fancy hat or gloves), and above all, nutcrackers. Please, no nutcrackers anywhere about a swap with me.