MAD LIB PROFILE SWAP #1

Look, I guarantee therell be dusty times. I guarantee that at some jewelry box, 660 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this crocodile. But I also guarantee that if I dont ask you to be purple, Ill break it for the rest of my turtle, because I know, in my medulla oblongata, youre the spiky one for me.

abducted by aliens! Mad:)

I was scuba diving along the sidewalk when an alien divided me. I was catspulted into their smoke alarm and it blasted off. Then the alien asked me to jog on the TV. I was suprised they spoke english. the aliens had a pet hippo. We ordered a chair cushion and it tasted good. As we came back into the galaxy, one alien asked me if I wanted a lava lamp. I said no but I would like a ballet slipper. He got it for me and then dropped me off at my hawaii. then I realized I had been gone for 1600 years!

MadLib Swap1:

Like a/an Construction worker rock climbed for the fluffy first time Like a/an Construction worker When your left elbow beats Next to mine

Gonna give you all my rotundas, boy My fear is straightening fast Been congealing it all for you `Cause only rotundas can last

Youre so slippery and youre mine run me strong, yeah you run me bold Oh your rotundas hopped out Yeah, your rotundas hopped out What was scared and fruity

Like a/an Construction worker rock climbed for the lavender first time Like a/an Construction worker When your heart shocks Next to mine

Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity To Jump everything you ever wanted – one moment Would you Testify it, or just let it Accuse?

Yo, his palms are Malleable, knees Torn, arms are Silly Theres Mugshot on his sweater already – Mom’s Taco Hes Boisterous, but on the surface he looks calm and Reclusive To drop Plastic Bags, but he keeps on Leaping What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so Fruitful He opens his Elbow, but the Tulips wont come out Hes choking, everybodys Shrinking now The clocks run out, times up, over, Beep Beep Beep! Illuminating back to reality – oh! There goes gravity Oh! There goes Goat, he choked Hes so Fluffy, but he wont give up that easy No! He wont have it, he knows his whole Ankle’s to these ropes It dont matter, hes Windy He knows that, but hes Horrible Hes so Traced that he knows When he goes back to Memphis Thats when its back to the lab again, yo This whole rhapsody He better go capture this Mermaid and hope it don`t pass him

You better Run yourself in the Street Light, the moment You Juggle it, you better never let it go You only get one Transexual, do not miss your chance to Organize This opportunity comes once in Year, yo!

His Cabinets escaping through this hole that is gaping This Dust Bunny is mine for the taking Make me Mayor, as we move toward a new world order A Sleepy life is boring, but superstardoms close to post-mortem It only grows Curbaceous, only grows Viscous He Stampedes us all over, these Lotion is all on him Coast to coast shows, hes known as the Paper Lonely roads, God only knows Hes grown farther from Alaska, hes no Aunt He goes home and barely knows his own Uncle But hold your Knuckle cause here goes the Slimy water These Lotion dont want him no mo’, hes Slimy product They moved on to the next Jello who flows He nose dove and Jiggled nada So the soap opera is told and Kicks I suppose its old, partner, but the Hotdog goes on Da da dum da dum da da

You better Run yourself in the Street Light, the moment You Juggle it, you better never let it go You only get one Transexual, do not miss your chance to Organize This opportunity comes once in Year, yo!

No more Lakes, Ima Fight what you call rage Tear this Mr And Mrs. Peppins N Potts roof off like 601 Slugs caged I was Archiving in the beginning, the Lemon Grass all changed I been Attached up and Sneak out and Flipped off stage But I kept Dozing and Reclining the next cypher Best believe somebodys Relaxing the pied piper All the Chair inside amplified by the fact That I cant get by with my 9 to 5 And I cant provide the right type of Orange Juice for my family Cause, man, these Flippy Filagree food stamps dont buy Ants And its no movie, theres no Tim Allen, this is my life And these Cakes are so hard and its getting even harder Trying to Build and Dig my Coffin, plus teeter-totter Caught up between trying to be a Ghost and a prima donna Baby mama dramas Landing on and Too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another Week of monotony Has gotten me to the point, Im like a Sting Ray Ive got to Wald a plot or I end up in Holllywood or shot Success is my only Mr And Mrs. Peppins N Potts option, failures not Mom, I love you, but this Bunnys got to go I cannot Hop Sandy in Salems lot So here I go, it’s my shot – Knee, fail me not Cause this may be the only Mercury that I got

You better Run yourself in the Street Light, the moment You Juggle it, you better never let it go You only get one Transexual, do not miss your chance to Organize This opportunity comes once in Year, yo!

You can Flirt anything you set your Eyelid to, man