For this swap, you will be sending one partner one actual secret in the message section of a postcard. When I say secret, I don't mean, "I don't like to wear socks" or "I sometimes say the f word in traffic!" The only time this would be a true secret is if you didn't like to wear anything but a T-shirt while you yelled the n word at random passerby, but in that case, please don't join my swap. I try to be inclusive, and one time some guy on here mailed someone Alfredo sauce spilled on a notecard so the recipient would get ants. We will not be abiding such behavior. And everyone already knows you're like that anyway.

The postcard you choose should either represent something related to your secret on a gut level, or be handmade as such. We will be sending all postcards in envelopes for this swap, because that's how you get mail to actually arrive. You will still address the postcard to the intended recipient as if it were sent through the mail. You will affix appropriate postage to the upper right corner of the postcard, then cross out (with permanent marker, an 'x' will suffice) or stamp over the new postage with a rubber stamp. Please outline the rubber stamp in permanent marker if your ink is water-based. Write your location (CITY REGION [LINE BREAK] COUNTRY POSTALCODE) at the top, in the center of the postcard, or as close to such as possible. Write the date below what is described in the previous sentence. The date shall be formatted as DD.MM.24.

Please sign with your swap-bot username (sign, not print). Add an attribution to the swap name above underneath.

Mail in a plain envelope with appropriate postage.

YOU MUST RATE YOUR PARTNER DOWN IF THEY DO NOT FOLLOW THE RULES. Anyone may message me at any time before October 20 for clarification if there is something you, Dear Reader, do not quite understand.

Y'all wanna play some games this October to celebrate the holiday? Well, I'm your host. You'll be holding on to the edge of your seat.

No Christians. Other restrictions may apply. Sure to be a fright!

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