C + P: Lost Consonants postcard

This swap is to create a collaged postcard, in the style of Graham Rawle's Lost Consonants.

He's an artist who thinks up a sentence with a form of word play, and then does an amusing, slightly surreal montage to illustrate it. The sentences always have one consonant removed, which completely changes the meaning of a word. For instance, if you remove just one letter 'L' from: "He saddled the horse and put the bridle on its head", then instead you get:
"He saddled the horse and put the bride on its head"
- see picture above!

The rules of this swap are:
(1) Think of your own 'Lost Consonant' style sentence. To make it easier, you're allowed to remove a vowel instead of a consonant if you prefer.

Here are a few I made up myself:
"He could hear the faint ticking of the Grandfather lock"
"For breakfast, Mummy always gave Susan a big owl of cornflakes"
"It was cold outside so Graham put on a warm cat"

(2) Handmake a postcard with a montage/collage to illustrate your sentence. It's up to you whether you include any other media or art techniques as part of the design.
(3) The sentence should either be included as part of the picture, or else written on the back.
(4) Send the postcard to your partner (it's sender's choice whether to send naked or in an envelope)