Ultimate Year of Happy Mail #43 Funny Letter

I like to get stuff in the mail everyday BESIDES the local grocery store ads! So, I guess i need to send something out to get something in. Every Sunday I will post the Ultimate year of Happy Mail swaps for that week. There will be one for each day that the mail carrier picks up mail. Some will be themed, some will be random, but ALL of them will be able to be mailed with ONE stamp in a 4x6 or business sized envelope. If you joined them all you would be sending and receiving 303 envelopes. You do not have to join them all, but it is nice to get mail everyday. Each swap is totally seperate, so you only sign up for the ones you think you'd enjoy.To recap you will have:
*ONE partner
*send one envelope with that days requirements
*on the back of the envelope you will write Ultimate Year of Happy Mail #? (?=what number swap it is)
*if you go over one stamp, no biggie, but you do have the option of sending items that only require one stamp

*Swap #43 For this swap you will write your partner a letter. The letter will be a breakup letter to something in your kitchen that you are unhappy with.For example; Dear Kitchen Table, After many years of being sturdy work I feel that you are no longer able to live up to my expectations...etc etc Or you can nicley 'fire' something from your work/office. Just please include in your letter what is wrong with the thing and why you want to replace it.

Happy Swapping 2011