Writer's Block #8

Creative Writing Prompt Swap.

This swap is to help creative writers over their worst obstacle: Writer's Block.

Send your partner:

A dark and stormy night opening line. The "It was a dark and stormy night" is a horrible, over-wrought, and often hysterically cliche'd opening. There's even a whole contest organized around it. So give you partner a longwinded, horrible run-on dark-and-stormy-night opening sentence.

The idea of this swap is to get your creative juices flowing, and help other writers do the same, without having a large financial outlay.