Potty-mouth Bookmarks

I love to read and I love to cuss. I'm sure there are some of you out there that share this with me. I'm a huge potty mouth. So I thought it would be fun and interesting to see how silly and crass we can get. So make 2 bookmarks out of anything you like (cloth, cardstock, felt, ribbon, whatever). You will be sending 2 bookmarks to one partner. US only due to postage costs. I'm not assigning a price because you should be able to use items you already have if you like. But please make sure that the items you use are clean and in good condition. Only send something that you would like to receive. If you don't like a good F-bomb every now and again I wouldn't suggest signing up for this swap! Newbies welcome since I am one, can't discriminate but please don't flake. So have fun and make us blush with your sailor talk!!