Quick Swaps: 10 reasons why

Hi everyone!

Since the retirement of David Letterman, I've missed the TOP 10 lists he did each night, so I wanted to host a series of TOP 10 swaps.

For this swap you will create a TOP 10 list for your partner. You will write this list on a postcard of your choosing and send it naked.

Here are the item specifics:

You will create a TOP 10 list based on the writing prompt given.

You will have TWO partners. You may send the same TOP 10 list to both or be doubly creative and make two!

You will write (legibly) on the postcard or run it through a printer. The recipient must be able to READ the list.

You will send it through the mail naked. Perplex that mail carrier!

Make sure your name, swapbot ID and swap name are on the card.

This week's writing prompt is TOP 10 reasons ridiculous reasons I had to flake on my swap.

Keep in mind, flaking is not funny, but......... We've all heard some whoppers about WHY someone flaked. You can use something tried and true like "My dog needed more fiber in her diet, so she ate the pile of postcards I was sending out" or a bit more extreme " Last night I was kidnapped by aliens and they probed all of my Type 3 packages, so I needed to rewrap them and I couldn't make it to the Post Office on time". Please, be creative and more than a bit silly.

Here are the swap specifics:

You will need to send and rate your partner promptly. If you encounter any issues, you need to contact your swap partner and myself BEFORE the send by date.

Since this is a sender's choice swap, you can start right away and create your list, but remember:

If you receive a TOP 10 postcard, with the list correctly completed, sent naked, with note identifying the sender and the swap, postmarked by the send by date - you will rate a five.

You need to have a well filled out profile no recent RESOLVABLE ones or threes.

Vetting my swap: Since this is a newbie swap, I will accept unrated swappers. However, I reserve the right to ban any swappers that I wish. If I ban you, I am open to creating a private swap. This DOES NOT MEAN I am open to being repeatedly emailed if I choose not to do so.

It is my desire to create a fun, SAFE, type 2 swap with a humorous component.

I will angel, after you have communicated with your partner and rated a 1.

Please create, send on time, mark your swap sent, and rate promptly, ALL are your swap RESPONSIBILITIES.