CIS: Dirty News Page Mark-up - UPDATED

This swap will involve getting creative with a pen and a two-page spread from the newspaper.

You will find a two-page spread and mark-it up, front and back, with as many crude, rude, and lewd notes and drawings as you can. Does someone need a wee-wee or a hoo-hoo or titties? Can you find enough words to create a black-out poetry dirty limerick? Maybe you just want to rant, with plenty of cuss words, in the margins near a column that pisses you off.

Whatever inspires you, fill your page as much as possible. There should be at least 3 different types of mark-up and at least 5 mark-ups total (so there can be a couple similar types.) Of course, feel free to cover that page until you have to search to find the original text and images.

UPDATE 1: The large size of the page is not so that it all has to be filled, but to give you plenty to work with. The minimum requirement for the swap is just 5 mark-ups of 3-different types.

UPDATE 2: The news spread can be folded in any way needed to mail conveniently. Receiving a pretty package is not a part of the requirement. (Having said this, how cool would it be to receive an inappropriate origami piece - Google, here I come!)

This is not profile specific, so feel free to start right away!