If you are easily offended please run from this place before your eyes melt from your skull.

ATC's through the alphabet- The swearwords edition!
This week brought to you by the letters B and J

Here is a helpful tool for finding swear words If you use a really obscure one, put a definition on the back.

In this series we will be going through the alphabet and making an ATC of a swear word for each letter. To save a little time, we will be doing 2 letters per swap. [Previously in this series we have covered the letters t and a]

This means- you will be making 2 ATC's this time. ONE for the letter B and ONE for the letter J

Your ATC can be done in any medium you want. You cannot sticker slap, or cut and paste 1 image and call it good.

Your ATC must contain the word it portrays on the FRONT. The first letter of the word should be slightly embiggened, or otherwise draw attention to itself. How you choose to portray your word is otherwise up to you.

Aim for R not NC-17 (i.e. nothing straight up pornography, drawings of genitalia are a-ok, photographs of it are not.)

3.5x 2.5 inches. Index card thickness or thicker. Swap name, user name both on the back.

You might receive a really horribly offensive card. That's ok. I plan to intersperse make up swaps throughout. So if you simply can't handle having an illustration of the messy art of bukkake* as a card in your collection you can politely ask for a new B card later. I think I spelled that wrong but I don't *really want to google it.
Likewise, if you miss some letters, you can get those made up later as well.

House Keeping, Please Skim

Over 4.96
At least 10 completed and rated type 2 or type 3 swaps.
No 1's or 3's in the last 6 months or that could be made up.
IF you have an extraordinary circumstance (unfair rating, good excuse) PM me as soon as you sign up and we'll talk about it. No explanation and I drop you.
If you get flaked on, I will angel as long as you rate your partner a 1. Please communicate with them first.
Do not be a butt. Do not be a picky butt. Do not be a cranky butt.

US ONLY
International foul mouths- I love you all and there is rumor that this swap might run as a series in the group CIS at some point. So join them if you haven't already.

If you are going to be late sending PM me at the very least and I will contact your partner. If I have to hunt you down because you've not marked sent by the day after you will likely be put on probation from my swaps until I hate you less.

Mandatory did you read this- In the comments please post what you had for breakfast.