Timed ATC Challenge: 5 Minutes

I thought it might be fun to do an ATC challenge where we have a set amount of time to make our cards start to finish. This one will be the fastest of the bunch with a mere 5 minutes to work. Obviously there is only so much one can do in such a limited time, but the challenge is to make the best ATC you can with so little time--no sticker slapping! You can get an awful lot of expression out of a single brushstroke or quick doodle. Do your best and race the clock, try to wow your partner with how much you can get done!
There will be three other timed challenges running congruently with this one: 15 minutes, 30 minutes, and 1 hour. I would love to see people trying more than one, and I will start a forum thread to show off our results! You are encouraged but not required to photograph your cards and post them in the thread.

The nitty gritty:
- Make one Artist Trading Card for one partner
- set a timer and spend exactly 5 minutes working on your card, no more no less. This does not include drying time, so if you use glue or paint you can pause the timer to let your card dry and then start again when it is dry.
- free theme and medium, you can start working on this right away.
- Do your best! Clearly when working this quickly we're not expecting masterpieces, but still no sticker slapping.
- rating of at least 4.9, newbies welcome with a fully filled out profile (more than a couple paragraphs). I reserve the right to ban anyone at my discretion.
- Include your name, swap-bot name, and the name of the swap on or in the package somewhere.
- I will angel this if necessary but hope it will not be necessary.