Mad Lib - St. Patrick's Day

Use this Mad Lib generator (http://www.wordblanks.com/mad-libs/holiday/st-patrick-s-day-1) to create a St. Patrick's Day letter for your partner. :)

Fill in all the blanks. If you don't know the parts of speech, look them up. Be creative in your word choices! Please do not use the auto-fill option; fill in the words yourself.

Copy your final Mad Lib and send it to your partner via Swap-Bot's PM (private message) system.

I won't put any restrictions on language, but check your partner's profile to make sure they're not offended by R-rated speech.

Newbies welcome. I reserve the right to ban anyone based on my own judgment, but this is such an easy swap I expect that everyone will follow through.

Send on time.
Rate promptly and accurately.
Communicate if there are any problems.

(I apologize for punctuation errors in the template. The generator doesn't like punctuation marks.)