I hope my partner writes back!

Barbara, you should mention that in the letter.

DUDE MY RATING IS 4.99.... Please lower the rating requirement a tiny bit. I promise my partner will find it worth her while. : )

I suppose 4.99 rating is not bad. Will do.

Hilarious!

That is my hope for this swap. :)

Lol this swap I must do.

@Barbara me too!

Ohmigod, I am so in! I seriously laughed until I choked reading the description - this is awesome!

Thank you @chelle523 I was so excited to start this, and then I started to panic about backlash I might receive which is why there is so much warning jargon.

Yessssss! My kind of swap.

Gee are we required to only be using alcohol? can it be other substances?

Sorry @AZmom875 this is alcohol specific.

If I could hold up writing a letter for 2 pages, I would so be into this. This sounds hilarious

This is a great idea - shame about the restrictions on cursive writing!

I love this idea! And so much fun to do, haha! Can't wait to get started, I think I will practice tonight, haha.

I cannot wait......hell, I could have written one last night!!!!! LOLOLOL

Fantastic!

I'm with @shellyemma on the cursive thing! Lol I will be sure not to proof it in the morning lol

I not only want participants to have fun, but I want their partners to be able to read the result as well. This is why I have put a restriction on cursive.

Could we write joined up if it's readable??? It's bad enough trying to write pre-cursive on a normal day let alone after a glass of wine or 2!!!

I am new, so I will "watch" this swap, but I would love to be included some day. Drinking is a daily habit, so pen pal writing just seems fitting!

if you wanna drunk pen pal me w/o group, we could do that maybe?

feelin'leftout

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Any chance you'd let a newbie who is ratings-poor participate? I'm going through a divorce and the bottles/boxes of wine in my possession and the subject matter of my drunk tirades are both copious and hilarious.

"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne"

Betty Davis

are newbies ok?

@meloverockroll Unrated newbies are not allowed in this swap. It is very possible that I will do this swap again in the future, especially if this one goes well. If it does not go well (flakes), I will be hosting in my group, Write It Out which has swap number requirements to join.

@MiRdLHWY43 the above comment goes for you as well.

I will alter the swap to include cursive, since so many are asking for it, but PLEASE be sure it is legible. I personally have a problem reading some cursive when not written under the influence. I hope this doesn't bite me.

I absolutely can't write without a little cursive creeping in, so I am glad you've allowed it. Printing feels agonizingly laborious. But I swear my handwriting is legible!

this is a great idea! I don't drink enough to do this, but I love it!

Same as @Fenriss - half my letters are cursive like "l" and "i" so yay! Signing up now.

ive done something like this before but it was drunk drawing lol was fun :D

I honestly started laughing when I read this...and had to join!! Such a great idea - Love it!! I hope it goes well enough to do a second 'round!!

This is too funny! I do not get drunk but I like a good buzz, this should be fun! Cannot wait to see how this goes! Hilariously awesome idea!

lol i did this to a friend once. by the end, i couldn't even read my own handwriting! fun idea for a swap :)

LOL at this swap. I am a sober alcoholic and cannot partake, but I do remember writing a lot when I drank.

Thank you! Wanted to join but it wasn't worth a 3 for a bit of joint writing slipping in!! You've stipulated that if it's not legible then to type it - hopefully that's enough not to 'bite you'. I'm with you on some styles being a problem!

So, we can type our letter? My partner's certain to get a longer letter, if so!

@user6937 you MUST hand write this penpal letter. Once sober, if you look at the letter and realize it is illegible, you should type up a word-for-word copy. The purpose of this swap is not only to share information with your partner, but also to show the probable de-evolution of your handwriting, grammar and spelling under the influence. If you only typed the letter, that would not come across at all.

Holy smokes! This is in top swaps - a first for me!

Oh man, I'd love to do this but I can't even write that much when I'm sober LOL. This would be cool as an email swap since me drunk + keyboard = hilarious typos. xD Very unique swap idea.

Love this idea. I'm a lot more talkative when having a couple. Hope this one comes around, again, as I'm working to raise my rating from my SB past.

I really had to laugh about this. Don't think I have the time to get drunk at the moment...But great idea.

But wanted to add that I really hope that @PukeFacedFreak doesn't have to angel...otherwise this would mean having some drunk nights in a row and we really can't take that risk I guess. LOL.

Man, I've got a bit on my plate and not sure about signing up right now. But would love to know if you do one of these again.

Aw, this sounds fun, lol, but now that I am diabetic I can't be getting buzzed. Have fun everyone!

Anyone Stateside and likes SNARK .. I plan on drinking my Way through Carrie Underwood's Sound of Music this week on NBC. So needless to say I will be writing while watching this " Special" Cough..

this is a great idea ! i want to join someday to something like this.. right now i cant because i dont have time for drinks,or i dont know how long it takes that i have time to take - mommys night out- moment.

This looks like so much fun! Is there any way the letters could be posted to a group so those of us unable to drink could have a good time reading?? Enjoy everyone!

Hehe, I do this regularly anyway when writing my pen pals.

Thought I was too late, now I have a real reason to drink!

I wouldn't be able to finish a letter b/c alcohol makes me sleepy. LOL

please do this again in two months! I'm currently pregnant and unable to drink but this sounds SO fun!!

I'm another who can't drink due to health reasons. Too bad, as this swap sounds hilarious!

This is a genius idea!

DRINK UP! Partners have been assigned.

What a wonderful idea for the swap! I wish I saw this earlier :( Maybe next time...

its not that you can't read it .. its ranting and insane LOL.. Oh I feel sorry for my penpal having to read this .. She will assume I need help or something LOLOL It will be in mail on Monday so .. No trying to fix it. Only an apology LOL

Mine shall be shipped off Monday as well. 5.5 glasses of wine and a shot of Dissarono provided my partner with 5 pages of reading material.

BEST. SWAP. IDEA. EVER!!!!! I am soooo bummed that I missed this!!!!

This is hilarious. I love this idea.

Thanks guys. I hope everyone pulls through, so does my liver. 0.o

lol @pukefacedfreak

I'm running out of days to get my drunk on. Guess I have a date with a bottle of Reisling tomorrow night. :-D

So far all but two participants have sent. I would consider that a success! I will be doing this swap again, publicly, in the near future.

I have angeled for user6937.