Mad Lib - Letter From A Swap Flaker

so ef-ing funny! great idea :)

Haha! Awesome!

I wanted to do a Mad Libs style swap a while ago, and couldn't find a custom generator. This is perfect!

This is awesome! I love Mad Libs! I just made mine and I think it is pretty funny he-he.

Where's the generator?

The link is within the swap description.

Great! Love the swap idea!

Do we go ahead and do it now and save it, or would you rather we do it when sending? I know we all will think different words because of moods.

You can do it now and save, as long as you are not using R rated words. Otherwise, wait until your partner is assigned. In either case, only do it ONCE, or you are subconsciously influenced by reading the final letter.

So, let me get this right. We create the letter with a generator & then we fill i the blanks, correct?

Ah, I have discovered that the link does not work on mobile devices. This is where you need to go to fill in the blanks to finish the letter: http://www.wordlibs.com/mad-libs/humor/letter-from-a-swap-flaker

I just did my story and it is so funny!!! Can't wait to send it...LOL

You are a genius...this is hilarious!

Do we use our swap partner's name of the name blank in the generator?

Lila, you can if you like, or you can make up another name. :)

Oh, and if anyone wants to send me a copy of their letter, I'd love to read it. Looks like you all are getting great ratings so I know you wrote some funny stuff. :)

TC I sent you a copy of mine. I anyone else wants to read mine, just pm me a copy of yours, and I will reply with a copy of mine. Thanks TC for hosting such fun.

Will send mine to anyone that wants it. Hilarious swap!

I have started composing A Letter From A Non-Rater. Look for it in late June or July. ;)

Well TC you have me blocked, so I am unable to send you a copy of mine, so here it is:

Dear Alice,

I am begrudgingly sorry that have not mailed my huge tree to you, but my life has taken a turn of very cute events. My slimy kitten ran away; my Aunt Mildred got sick with vein -itis; my hovercraft blew a flibberjaggin; and my monstrous house was hit by a telephone. ( You probably read about it in Pasadena Citizen ) On top of that, the annoying post office seems to want to sell my mail. This is all making me very crazy.

And some messy people on Swap-Bot are saying that I have had another profile as FlakerMcGee, just because we have the same book and fan and like the same beds, and we both have 23 children with the same clothes. I don't understand how people can be so uncaring. We all deserve 10th chances, right ? And it's just swapping - it's not like I cooked someone. GOSH.

You seem like a cold jellyfish, so I'm sure you understand that tentacles happens. I promise to send your octopus on July 22, 2018, and it will be psychotic. Please give me a 5 and heart and a golden comment when you receive it.

MissFlaker

lets see more of these

Dear Joey,

I am begrudgingly sorry that have not mailed my runny cap to you, but my life has taken a turn of very silver events. My rainbow coloured sloth ran away; my first cousin twice removed got sick with eyebrow -itis; my lightrail blew a saxatal; and my tingly house was hit by a nailgun. ( You probably read about it in Jamie's Life Is Good Today Email Newsletter ) On top of that, the sticky post office seems to want to believe my mail. This is all making me very circular.

And some swirly people on Swap-Bot are saying that I have had another profile as FlakerMcGee, just because we have the same basket and glass and like the same toes, and we both have 317 children with the same coupons. I don't understand how people can be so boxing. We all deserve seventeenth chances, right ? And it's just swapping - it's not like I slept someone. GOSH.

You seem like a dreamily itch, so I'm sure you understand that piercing happens. I promise to send your forever on 08/30/2017, and it will be fuzzy. Please give me a 5 and heart and a striped comment when you receive it.

MissFlaker

Here is mine...LOL

Dear Santa Claus,

I am recklessly sorry that have not mailed my sneezed chicken to you, but my life has taken a turn of very smelly events. My fat armadillo ran away; my Uncle P-Nut got sick with feet -itis; my space ship blew a lrulupu; and my greenish house was hit by a rose. ( You probably read about it in Accounts of Chemical Research ) On top of that, the glowing post office seems to want to bone my mail. This is all making me very upper.

And some slippy people on Swap-Bot are saying that I have had another profile as FlakerMcGee, just because we have the same zombie and alien and like the same many, and we both have 2000 children with the same few. I don't understand how people can be so dozing. We all deserve 60 chances, right ? And it's just swapping - it's not like I bruised someone. GOSH.

You seem like a long wasp, so I'm sure you understand that beluga happens. I promise to send your igloo on 5-15-2020, and it will be nappy. Please give me a 5 and heart and a full comment when you receive it.

MissFlaker

Dear Sally,

I am well sorry that have not mailed my foggy apple to you, but my life has taken a turn of very frothy events. My watery venus fly trap ran away; my third cousin 4 times removed got sick with hip -itis; my saddled yak blew a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious; and my sassy house was hit by a coffee cup. ( You probably read about it in Weekly World News ) On top of that, the cranky post office seems to want to peek my mail. This is all making me very sleepy.

And some brilliant people on Swap-Bot are saying that I have had another profile as FlakerMcGee, just because we have the same donut and corn and like the same cows, and we both have 42 children with the same jackets. I don’t understand how people can be so dancing. We all deserve 163 chances, right ? And it’s just swapping – it’s not like I promised someone. GOSH.

You seem like a stoned scratching post, so I’m sure you understand that tea happens. I promise to send your sneaker on October 31, and it will be smelly. Please give me a 5 and heart and a fluffy comment when you receive it.

MissFlaker

Dear Petunia,

I am marginally sorry that have not mailed my bloated corncob to you, but my life has taken a turn of very crusty events. My drug-addicted hippo ran away; my grandmother-in-law got sick with eyebrow -itis; my skateboard blew a burflurger; and my prickly house was hit by a potato salad. ( You probably read about it in Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology ) On top of that, the rotund post office seems to want to bake my mail. This is all making me very toothy.

And some mediocre people on Swap-Bot are saying that I have had another profile as FlakerMcGee, just because we have the same bucket and nipple and like the same firecrackers, and we both have forty six children with the same pickles. I don't understand how people can be so chewing. We all deserve seventeenth chances, right ? And it's just swapping - it's not like I perspired someone. GOSH.

You seem like a French hairball, so I'm sure you understand that stove happens. I promise to send your toothpick on Dec. 25, 2025, and it will be twisted. Please give me a 5 and heart and a wet comment when you receive it.

MissFlaker

FYI, you're supposed to send by swap-bot message, not email.

Dear Lucille Ball, I am slowly sorry that have not mailed my speckled space alien to you, but my life has taken a turn of very slimy events. My broken llama ran away; my Uncle got sick with Earlobe -itis; my Unicycle blew a Rojoalai ; and my Green house was hit by a coffee shop. ( You probably read about it in Ladies Home Journal ) On top of that, the perfect post office seems to want to forage my mail. This is all making me very lofty. And some kinky people on Swap-Bot are saying that I have had another profile as FlakerMcGee, just because we have the same pew and sword and like the same Kittens, and we both have 3.14 children with the same teacups. I don't understand how people can be so posing. We all deserve 71 chances, right ? And it's just swapping - it's not like I healed someone. GOSH. You seem like a bright medication, so I'm sure you understand that tissues happens. I promise to send your inkpen on April Fools Day 2015, and it will be smooth. Please give me a 5 and heart and a rancid comment when you receive it. MissFlaker

Thank you, everyone, for joining and for sending on time!