December Sassy Swap - US-Based

• Do you celebrate any seasonal holidays? Would you mind if your swap gift was holiday themed? Yes. I celebrate Christmas but I’m not religious. I do not mind if my swap gift is holiday related/themed.

• Are you in school? If yes, what are you going to school for? Yes I am. I’m going right now for my generals but I’m thinking about switching to Computer Science or something in media.

• What TV shows do you watch? I regularly watch American Dad, Futurama, Adventure Time, Reaper, Seinfeld, HIMYM, Gilmore Girls, Once Upon A Time, Family Guy, South Park, Workaholics, The League

• Any allergies to food (or otherwise)? Nope

• What seasonal "flavors" (i.e. peppermint, chocolate) do you like / dislike ? I dislike Coconut, anything with nuts (I prefer nut free chocolate). I like chocolate, peppermint, anything with caramel.

• Scents you love / scents you dislike? I really like patchouli, flowery scents, pears/fruit smells.

• Favorite candy? Sour patch kids, watermelon sour patch kids, twix, reese’s, really anything chocolate, or sour.

• Favorite food? Rice, broccoli, cauliflower, pineapple, chipotle, burger king, tuna salad, corn, chips and guacamole, eggs, hashbrowns, steak

• Favorite color(s)? Red, pink, teal, brown, orange, grey, black, purple (in that order)

• Favorite color(s) to wear? Blue, green, red, black, brown, grey, yellow, all colors really.

• Do you paint your nails? Everyday.

• Are your ears pierced? Do you wear jewelry? Does cheap jewelry turn your skin green / do you care? Yes, Yes, Yes/depends I buy jewelry from target and forever 21 and I’ve been fine but claires and stuff always turns green, and yes unless it is worth it.

• What are 3 things you have 0 use for? Yarn, hair products, and socks.

• If you had $10 to spend, what would you buy? Nail polish, pens, a book, or an iPhone 5 case.

• What is something you can't get locally that you would like to buy? I can’t think of anything right now.

• How would you describe your "style"? Mostly lazy, I wear a lot of sweatshirts right now, and jeans. I do wear a lot of dresses, cardigans, nice shoes. Idk what that style is.

• What size pants or shirts do you normally wear? 16-18 and XXL (in men’s sweatshirts, I don’t really wear t-shirts.)

• Favorite animal(s)? Pig, dogs/Chihuahuas, giraffes, monkeys.

• Favorite band / musician / artist? I usually listen to classic rock. I like Jenny Owen Youngs, Lana Del Rey, Katy Perry.

• Favorite movie? The Hunger Games, Land of the Lost, Role Models, Harry Potter, Fanboys, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Cabin in the Woods, most horror movies also.

• Favorite book genres? Favorite authors?

YA, history books. JK Rowling.

• Do you read magazines? Which are your favorite? Marie Claire, Elle, Cosmo, Teen Vogue, any tabloid.

• What shades of make-up do you prefer (cool tones, warm tones)? Warm tones.

• What is your ideal Friday night? Sunday afternoon? I would smoke, curl up with my dog, and watch Netflix till I passed out. Sunday I want to watch football, followed by Game of Thrones, and eat.

• Do you smoke cigarettes? What kind? No.

• Do you drink alcohol? What kind? No.

• Do you smoke other assorted things? What kind? Yes. Weed.

• Do you like decorating? What sorts of things do you have in your room? Favorite tchotckes? Yes. I have football players posters, pictures, movie posters, a lot of maps (I love maps. Seriously I would love a map from your state/city/favority city/whatevs).

• If you work, what do you do for work? I am an iOS Technical Advisor AKA I fix the software on iPhones, iPods, iPads, iTunes, I can do a little with MacBook’s but not much.

• What is something you always like to have more of? Nail polish, pushpins, pens, stationary, mascara, lipstick, books, chapstick.

• What is something (tangible) you're really good at doing? I’m a good flosser, I am pretty okay at my job, organizing, painting nails.

• Generally tell us more of your likes and dislikes. I like: marcel the shell with shoes on, stickies/post its, cubicle decorations, prints (of all kinds), Dr. Seuss, coloring books, hats, gloves, wallets, tea (I’m trying to learn to love it so if you have a favorite kind and want to send me it to try I’m not opposed), glitter/sparkles.

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